bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

"You can pretend I don’t exist but I still made you cum."
I want this etched into my gravestone.  (via usvojena)

underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

yunoeatyourbroccoli:

theguiltydufresne:

nabeleon:

“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t

“I’m gonna write” I whisper as I don’t.

“I’m gonna get a life” I whisper as I don’t

supermoclel:

doing some research lol <3

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

circletines:

why am i still on this site its literally me looking at the same pictures 20 times and then clicking a button so other people can look at the same pictures 20 times

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

chepibola:

does anyone else have “the chair”

image

br-eathing:

florels:

clubmink:

kaloriesblog:

zero-fucks-given:

Phoebe

the make up and tat

she was my fave mermaid 

i love her

i love her look what a hot bitch

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks