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God is a comedian, playing to an audience to afraid to laugh. Niall Horan makes me seriously hot and bothered. Hellooooo sexually frustrated.

To be quite honest the feelings I get around you drive me crazy and I feel like exploding and if by some miracle you felt the same. It’d be a sure miracle if I could live through that.

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masturbatetothis:

This is beautiful

oqk:

put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this

(via break-and-remake)

pleatedjeans:

oh you know, just a smiling sloth. [x]

basicallyplastic:

I can’t fucking wait to fall in love. REAL love. Like the kind where you’re both just so damn psychotic over each other because you both care too much. Never getting too comfortable and always pleasantly surprised by the things you both experience on your journey. I wanna be crazy about someone & I want them to be even crazier about me.

(via adayofremembering)

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jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

(via guy)

lubricates:

praise our lorde jesus christ 

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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