if you’re hot, i will follow you and deal with your shitty blog later
you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly
dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between
you know what to do with that big fat butt
wiggle wiggle wiggle
OMG Ivan so happy for you
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake
no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful
'[cool user] liked your post…'
'[cool user] reblogged your post…'
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*